Issue: I’m blind as a bat in one eye and thought I’d venture out alone one afternoon and pick out new eyeglass frames. Granted, the optometrist had me take off my old glasses to try on the new ones with just a plain glass lens and, you know, she said how great they looked on me and when I held them in my hand they looked so cool though I hadn’t a clue how they actually looked on me
Outcome: The frames are very modern-retro nerd – – that look glasses have these days. Like when I was in first-grade plastic look, right? And…OMG! I look like Rick Perry 😦 And. of course, you like them. You’re a nerd. I really cannot trust you in the eyeglass fashion department.