Those Days I Go Crazy (maybe a poem title, too)
Tomorrow is my self-proclaimed donut Monday! Have I ever said how much I love donuts? And that I have limited myself to one a month for over 30 years? Or that I tired of cronuts after having two? Or, just tonight…
Me: Oh! Tomorrow is donut day (add a clap here)
You: What kind do you want?
Me: I’m not sure. I’ve read there is a new donut craze nowadays. Do they have ‘new item’ signs at the donut store?
Me: Hmmm…ya never know, it could be healthier.
You: The only way it could be less healthy is if they added arsenic.
Me: Hmmm…so what kind are you getting?
You: I like the fried apple fritters.
Me: Hmmm… (silent giggle)